frankieroisthesex:
does-anything-matter:
fuckyeahmcrquotes:
Crowd: [chanting] Du hast die haare schön, du hast die haare schön!
Gerard: What is that? [lifts microphone]
Crowd: [chants more]
Gerard: Is that about semen? What is that?! Is that a soccer thing or a semen thing?
Crowd: [cheers and shouts about hair]
Gerard: You like my… you like my hair? Why, do I have semen in it? So, what does it mean? Somebody translate! Ssh, ssh, one person! I want one person to translate! [holds microphone out to fan]
Fan: You have beautiful hair!
Gerard: Awww! You guys have a seriously aggressive chant just for that? That shit is aggro! It sounded like we were at a fucking soccer game, and you guys were… yelling about hair! That’s fucking awesome. This is my new favourite place! Holy shit. Right, well, after the show somebody teach me how to do it so I can constantly yell it at people.
sEMEN.
This is cute tho
HAHAAAAAAAAAA THIS NEVER GETS OLD
Everything here is shippable. Even I’m shippable; But that dear children is self insertion, and is in fact frowned upon in most fandoms.
I have a surprise, and it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe.
Parks and Rec has to be one of the best shows ever.
Reblog this if you think Loki should get his own movie.
Haha I yelled this at my sister once…
Either there is a horrible demon screeching outside my window, or a cat is getting killed by a coyote.
Either way, SHUT UP.
…
It’s eerily quiet now.
Oh God. I’m next, aren’t I?
awildhiddlestonappeared:
ifwebake-youbakewithus:
xkappuxkeekix:
tomanii:
dis-my-jam:
sherlocks-blue-scarf:
lokimaster:
Best Friend : Loki
Lover : Captain America/ Steve
First Kiss : Thor
Enemy : Captain America/Steve
Cockblocked by : Black Widow
Killed by : Hawkeye
OKAY well this is interesting…. my lover hates me..happily I got my BBF Loki
Best Friend: Thor
Lover: Natasha/Black Widow
First Kiss: Loki!!!!!
Enemy: Loki (hmmm, thanks)
Cockblocked: Natasha/Black Widow (that makes no sense)
Killed By: Captain America/Steve
Best Friend : Hawkeye
Lover : Loki
First Kiss : Bruce
Enemy : Captain America
Cockblocked by : Captain America
Killed by : Bruce
I’m totally okay with Loki being my lover.
Best Friend: Tony Stark
Lover: Hawkeye
First kiss: Black Widow
Enemy: Bruce Banner
Cockblocked by: Loki
Killed by: Captain America
Best Friend: Black Widow/Natasha
Lover: Loki
First Kiss: Captain America/Steve
Enemy: Hawkeye/Clint
Cockblocked by: Hawkeye/Clint
Killed by: Loki
I was killed by my lover TT^TT But I got to kiss Cap and have sex with Loki…which is totally okay with me. And I have a sneaking suspicion that Hawkeye hates me so much because I’m BFFs with Natasha and I’m cutting in on his sexy times with her.
Best Friend: Tony
Lover: Loki
First kiss: Tony
Enemy: Steve (ITS BECAUSE OF TONY I KNOW IT)
Cockblocked by: Clint
Killed by: Thor
Best Friend : Thor
Lover : Clint (HELL YEAH)
First Kiss : Natasha (Gosh. I’m a girl. Experimental maybe? :})
Enemy : Bruce (DON’T YOU HULK OUT ON ME. I wouldn’t stand a chance)
Cockblocked by : Tony (Why, Tony, why)
Killed by : Thor (My own best friend? I never thought you a traitor, Thor. WHY)
Best friend: Thor
Lover: Loki (I sense some conflict between the best friend and lover here…)
First Kiss: Thor (oo even more conflict)
Enemy: Bruce
Killed by: Black Widow.
I feel like being killed by the Black Widow would be an extraordinarily painful experience.
